...my first order of business was peeing with the door open.
I also plan to make as much seafood as possible in my kitchen. He can't stand the smell of it, and I freaking love seafood, so I'm thinking crab legs, salmon, salmon patties... maybe I'll try something new. Oooh, maybe scallops!
Then when I recover from food poisoning brought on by cooking scallops without knowing how, maybe I'll get my ass in gear and finally do some housework I've been putting off.