When David goes to Nashville for five days...

...my first order of business was peeing with the door open.

I also plan to make as much seafood as possible in my kitchen.  He can't stand the smell of it, and I freaking love seafood, so I'm thinking crab legs, salmon, salmon patties... maybe I'll try something new.  Oooh, maybe scallops!


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Then when I recover from food poisoning brought on by cooking scallops without knowing how, maybe I'll get my ass in gear and finally do some housework I've been putting off.