- We're having the biggest solar storm in years, so we best stock up on water and board up the house!!!!! This is crazyyy!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOM-- oh hey, nothing happened.
- In local news, one headline jumped out at me: "Scientific method alive, well at science fair." Well, let's fucking hope so. This is, however, Indiana, so you can't exactly be shocked when angry parents crash a science fair and drawl out, "This is ridiculous, teachin' mah boy that the earth is round! Y'all should be ashamed of yerselves!"
|I know he looked like he was crying at this press conference, but honestly, it looks like he's stifling a laugh right here. Probably took everything he had to not chuckle and go, "SUCKAS."|