But then it's also the older I get that I realize that snow is like dating a stripper. At first it's exciting and a bit dangerous, but then after a while you notice that it's really just dirty and annoying. And it'll probably fuck up your car.
Anyway, it started out like this:
|Keeping it classy with a tasteful dusting of powder|
|Shit's just gettin' crazy up in here|
Actually, I'm kidding. Nothing is "crazy." Well, maybe for the students on visas from Brazil, but not for Hoosiers. We will zoom around your slow-moving car, shaking our heads and saying, "sheesh, as if he's never seen snow before! Your plate says INDIANA, buddy, ACT LIKE IT." The Indiana-born elderly will probably just drive you off the road. They have no mercy.